• Friend:What's your type?
• Me:Famous or fictional.

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

(Source: zaynaliks)

nahshaw:

I will do anything and everything to lose weight except diet and exercise

(Source: fassbenders)

katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

(Source: baboushkat)

tvd + shut up

(Source: kolmikaeslon)

“First night we met is not all that you remember”

I’m not sorry that I love you.

(Source: domesticdelena)

(Source: jonnydepp)